The Politician That Lied
March 4th 2007 23:28
Well, Duh! is probably the response to the title. It would be shocking to find a politician who didn't lie. Well I don't think the title would be appropriate unless there was a bit of an ironic twist.
On his MySpace account(already there is something amiss) a Welch Tory(?) boasted about using drugs and stealing. Chris Chapman at 19 is the youngest councillor in Wales. Turns out the young ear-pierced, spiked haired politician lied about his criminal activity! He once took a prescribed painkiller for an injury and stole some candy from a cousin as a child.
After debating whether to terminate him for lying about being cool, they decided he stays. Although I would have resigned rather than put up with the public humiliation of not being cool! Could I really publicly watch my perceived coolness disintegrate into this?...
"He is a bit of a Jack The Lad character. But he is absolutely scared stiff now, the poor so-and-so, absolutely wetting himself. He's like a rabbit caught in the headlights."
On his MySpace account(already there is something amiss) a Welch Tory(?) boasted about using drugs and stealing. Chris Chapman at 19 is the youngest councillor in Wales. Turns out the young ear-pierced, spiked haired politician lied about his criminal activity! He once took a prescribed painkiller for an injury and stole some candy from a cousin as a child.
After debating whether to terminate him for lying about being cool, they decided he stays. Although I would have resigned rather than put up with the public humiliation of not being cool! Could I really publicly watch my perceived coolness disintegrate into this?...
"He is a bit of a Jack The Lad character. But he is absolutely scared stiff now, the poor so-and-so, absolutely wetting himself. He's like a rabbit caught in the headlights."
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