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Rethinking A Career In Crime

January 29th 2007 18:22
Clenzo Thompson should probably really start considering a career change. His chosen path has proven to require more intelligence than he possesses. Clenzo has chosen a life of crime and he really sucks at it! Even if he has a moment of success, he will find a way to 'bumble' it up.

His preferred crime is robbing banks, and the fact that he isn't good at it became apparent from the beginning. Three years ago he robbed a bank and dropped his ID card as he pocketed the money. Thompson must apparently think that that was just a minor setback.

His latest crime-spree involves robbing the same bank twice in three days. It gets even more bizarre when the dye-pack explodes in his face, both times! The second time it exploded in his getaway cab, causing the cabbie to bail!


Stupid criminals are out there and they don't learn very well. They repeat their mistakes and can't figure out that it isn't a career for them.
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January 30th 2007 22:40
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