Police Blotter
September 1st 2008 18:48
Perhaps this will become a regular topic here at A-News, about police stories where cops and criminals alike are not Einsteins. These also include the dumbones that just do things that involve the law in someway. They are just all humans that do stupid things at times that make you scratch your heads.
The LAPD has to be one of the most controversial police department in the world. Rodney King, OJ, the bank robbers who wore armour suits, Adam-12, etc. The brilliant cops finally figured out that they had a serial killer on the lose 23 years! Brilliant!
In Columbus, Ohio you might want to consider twice what you do with an egg. Apparently, throwing it at cars will get you shot!
If all you have are your fists and an opponent, with whom you are arguing, has a visible hatchet, just let him win! This proves how retarded and desperate society is becoming, since the two fools were arguing over territory to sell their loose(loose-eeze) cigarettes!
A hammer vs. a car. A man on the hood of a car going 60 mph. What's up with that?
Got caught while driving drunk? A bribe might work. As long as it isn't a sandwich!
If you are going to fake your own death so your wife can get your insurance money, make sure you don't leave your fingerprints on the death certificate.
Police Blotter may become a regular report at the News!
The LAPD has to be one of the most controversial police department in the world. Rodney King, OJ, the bank robbers who wore armour suits, Adam-12, etc. The brilliant cops finally figured out that they had a serial killer on the lose 23 years! Brilliant!
In Columbus, Ohio you might want to consider twice what you do with an egg. Apparently, throwing it at cars will get you shot!
If all you have are your fists and an opponent, with whom you are arguing, has a visible hatchet, just let him win! This proves how retarded and desperate society is becoming, since the two fools were arguing over territory to sell their loose(loose-eeze) cigarettes!
A hammer vs. a car. A man on the hood of a car going 60 mph. What's up with that?
Got caught while driving drunk? A bribe might work. As long as it isn't a sandwich!
If you are going to fake your own death so your wife can get your insurance money, make sure you don't leave your fingerprints on the death certificate.
Police Blotter may become a regular report at the News!
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