Pimp Daddy Be-otch Slaps His Ho!
January 3rd 2007 22:03
Are you paying attention? There is definitely a reason to my madness. I trash the trash that makes the whole world feel inferior to them. At least that is what they think!
Although I don't try to build a case around them, the trashy has a tendency to fall into my hands and make things easy for me. I expose your idols as well as my own. It's been a slow week since there have been returning celebrities. Today we find the return of a couple of favorites...Joe 'Pimp Daddy' Simpson and his better genetic daughter Jessica 'Can Anyone Hear My Cries For Help' Simpson! Ahh yes the plot does thicken, as Pimp Daddy says his Ho ain't pullin' her weight! I want to skip the part where Jessica blew off the song '9 to 5' in a tribute to Dolly Parton. But her second-in-command Mistress Mom, was not too pleased. For shame!
We have to start somewhere, so...
I believe this is where it starts, because, well, wait and see. If you followed the boring Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt make-believe drama you find that they are going to extremes to outdo each other, at least for the press. Pitt and Jolie blah, blah, blah. Jennifer and Vince Vaughn yada, yada, oh no break up, yada! Stop me if you heard this before...Jessica Simpson was devestated to hear that her ex Nick Lachey plans to marry an MTV host. Jessica seems to have a hard time connecting to men. Suddenly enter John Mayer. Since Ashlee's fiasco and Joe's constant justifications, it wouldn't surprise me if Mayer is a fake pretty boy PR boyfriend! Or a basic paid gigolo!
Even though Mayer claimed they were just friends, they went at it on New Years Eve giving a different impression...for the media, of course!
Flashback to some memorable moments of Jessica and Joe's relationship, which is rather, a-hem, questionable. Joe claimed that (the jest)'those suckers are 44DD, you can't hide them!' Can you guess what 'DAD' was referring to? After the divorce Jessica and Joe went on vacation together. While they were gone, Ashlee rubbed her butt on a McDonald's counter in Canada. She also insulted some fans. Jessica had recently announced she was going to find a new manager.
Whether Jessica and John are actually dating or if it is a PR stunt, Pimp Daddy wants his Ho to earn her keep!
Although I don't try to build a case around them, the trashy has a tendency to fall into my hands and make things easy for me. I expose your idols as well as my own. It's been a slow week since there have been returning celebrities. Today we find the return of a couple of favorites...Joe 'Pimp Daddy' Simpson and his better genetic daughter Jessica 'Can Anyone Hear My Cries For Help' Simpson! Ahh yes the plot does thicken, as Pimp Daddy says his Ho ain't pullin' her weight! I want to skip the part where Jessica blew off the song '9 to 5' in a tribute to Dolly Parton. But her second-in-command Mistress Mom, was not too pleased. For shame!
We have to start somewhere, so...
I believe this is where it starts, because, well, wait and see. If you followed the boring Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt make-believe drama you find that they are going to extremes to outdo each other, at least for the press. Pitt and Jolie blah, blah, blah. Jennifer and Vince Vaughn yada, yada, oh no break up, yada! Stop me if you heard this before...Jessica Simpson was devestated to hear that her ex Nick Lachey plans to marry an MTV host. Jessica seems to have a hard time connecting to men. Suddenly enter John Mayer. Since Ashlee's fiasco and Joe's constant justifications, it wouldn't surprise me if Mayer is a fake pretty boy PR boyfriend! Or a basic paid gigolo!
Even though Mayer claimed they were just friends, they went at it on New Years Eve giving a different impression...for the media, of course!
Flashback to some memorable moments of Jessica and Joe's relationship, which is rather, a-hem, questionable. Joe claimed that (the jest)'those suckers are 44DD, you can't hide them!' Can you guess what 'DAD' was referring to? After the divorce Jessica and Joe went on vacation together. While they were gone, Ashlee rubbed her butt on a McDonald's counter in Canada. She also insulted some fans. Jessica had recently announced she was going to find a new manager.
Whether Jessica and John are actually dating or if it is a PR stunt, Pimp Daddy wants his Ho to earn her keep!
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