My Daddy, My Pimp
January 1st 2007 19:05
Joe Simpson is the father and manager of both Jessica and Ashlee. He once made a lecherous remark referring to Jessica's boobs. He also waited until Thanksgiving Day of last year to announce what everyone knew for months, that Jessica and Nick Lachey were separated. He is a spinster and svengali all-in-one, and pays good money to the liars, otherwise known as PR.
With Ashlee he treats her like the dumb one, and for good reason. Still she does bring in his favorite color, or the green of money! She won't disappoint and I'm sure she'll be a topic eventually!
Now there was a rumor that Jessica was dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo who is dating American Idol winner, Carrie Underwood. The rumor is said to be the work of papa Joe. It is alleged that he started the rumor to get free tickets. Of course the PR came out swinging!
Thai-ing The Knot!
Everyone's favorite couple is said to be getting married. Kate and Pete are said to be tying the knot in Thailand. No word on if Pete will get arrested when he returns to Great Britain for probation violation!
With Ashlee he treats her like the dumb one, and for good reason. Still she does bring in his favorite color, or the green of money! She won't disappoint and I'm sure she'll be a topic eventually!
Now there was a rumor that Jessica was dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo who is dating American Idol winner, Carrie Underwood. The rumor is said to be the work of papa Joe. It is alleged that he started the rumor to get free tickets. Of course the PR came out swinging!
Thai-ing The Knot!
Everyone's favorite couple is said to be getting married. Kate and Pete are said to be tying the knot in Thailand. No word on if Pete will get arrested when he returns to Great Britain for probation violation!
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