Lohan Land Meets Reality TV
June 12th 2010 15:19
In her latest troubles with the law, you will all be happy to know that Lindsay Lohan has done nothing wrong. This according to her delusional mother, Dina, who doesn't want to lose her free meal ticket. She actually has a lie, er, ah, an excuse for all that befalls her train wreck daughter.
Dina claims that Linsay is considering being on Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump. This sort of proves that reality TV is actually choreographed like any other Hollywood production!
Apparently Lindsay's SCRAM bracelet went off after the MTV Movie Awards. This bracelet warns authorities that Lindsay, who is on super probation, is in contact with alcohol. Well leave it to Dingy Dina to enlighten those who lack a brain:
"She(Lindsay) was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet."
Good one because trouble always seems to follow Lindsay according to the completely clueless.
Dina continues:
"She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."
She has violated her probation over and over and over and over...
As far as doing fine, there are too many reports that report the contrary.
Dina claims that Linsay is considering being on Celebrity Apprentice with Donald Trump. This sort of proves that reality TV is actually choreographed like any other Hollywood production!
Apparently Lindsay's SCRAM bracelet went off after the MTV Movie Awards. This bracelet warns authorities that Lindsay, who is on super probation, is in contact with alcohol. Well leave it to Dingy Dina to enlighten those who lack a brain:
"She(Lindsay) was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet."
Good one because trouble always seems to follow Lindsay according to the completely clueless.
Dina continues:
"She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn't have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine."
She has violated her probation over and over and over and over...
As far as doing fine, there are too many reports that report the contrary.
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