KoKain Kate and Probation Pete
January 1st 2007 00:35
There are so many couples in the hype of celebrity-dom, that it is hard to chose the oddest. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie; Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes; Lindsay Lohan and her John for the night! Since they have come to light about a year ago, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty have to be the oddest of the odd. Before the infamous cut and snort, Kate Moss was only known to those who look at fashion catalogs, for whatever reason. Pete Doherty wasn't known to anyone except a couple of fans on the southside!
Cocaine Kate fled to the US. Went into re-hab. Convinced Pete to do the same. Pete kept failing before the 30 days a bunch of times. Kate partied with Lohan. Pete eventually made it through re-hab after getting busted numorous times for drug possession. La-la-la-la, they were on again/off again, and were supposed to get married this week. Apparently Pete still believes his future wife spend New Year with him.
Now Kate wants to leave Pete at home on New Years! Of course she is in Thailand, chaperoning Fergie's kids...the Dutchess, not the Black Eyed Pea! Pete, not Cocaine Kate, might be a bad influence on the royal kids! On hand will also be the anger managing Naomi Campbell.
I have a feeling that Doherty is about to fall off the wagon for the enth time.
The strange thing about so many stories is that you get crossed signals. Seems that Pete may be barred from entering Thailand because of his drug charges. Because of that, Pete plans to break the law and risk getting arrested! By jiminy, I think he's gonna do it!
Well keep those cameras rolling and let's hope they still have canings in Thailand! Nothing like the feel of bamboo across your ass!
Cocaine Kate fled to the US. Went into re-hab. Convinced Pete to do the same. Pete kept failing before the 30 days a bunch of times. Kate partied with Lohan. Pete eventually made it through re-hab after getting busted numorous times for drug possession. La-la-la-la, they were on again/off again, and were supposed to get married this week. Apparently Pete still believes his future wife spend New Year with him.
Now Kate wants to leave Pete at home on New Years! Of course she is in Thailand, chaperoning Fergie's kids...the Dutchess, not the Black Eyed Pea! Pete, not Cocaine Kate, might be a bad influence on the royal kids! On hand will also be the anger managing Naomi Campbell.
I have a feeling that Doherty is about to fall off the wagon for the enth time.
The strange thing about so many stories is that you get crossed signals. Seems that Pete may be barred from entering Thailand because of his drug charges. Because of that, Pete plans to break the law and risk getting arrested! By jiminy, I think he's gonna do it!
Well keep those cameras rolling and let's hope they still have canings in Thailand! Nothing like the feel of bamboo across your ass!
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