Karma Crock
May 19th 2007 23:29
Have you ever seen the sitcom called My Name Is Earl? Earl was an @$$hole who has a streak of bad luck and finds that by changing his ways he changes his Karma. On the day he wins $10000 on a scratch off he gets hit by a car and loses the ticket. He makes a list of his bad deeds he needs to correct and as he does his Karma changes. He finds the scratch-off and starts to right his wrongs on his list thus changing his Karma. That's about the jest of it.
The point of that rambling was to set the stage for this feel-good-sickening-story about a certain do-gooder whose good deeds were rewarded with others' bad Karma! Meet Kristina K. Schneider...
She worked as a gas-station cashier who one day found $10 on the floor and tried to locate the customer who lost it. After numerous idiots denied ownership, Kristina rightfully pocketed the money. Next comes a regular customer who buys two scratch-offs leaving the last one on the roll. Kristina tries to convince the customer to buy the last one but he wouldn't. Schneider then buys the last one with her newfound $10 that nobody wanted.
That's when Kristina turns that $10 into $1 million! Then she felt bad for the stupid customer who didn't buy that last ticket. I'm sur her Karma will take her into the billions.
The point of that rambling was to set the stage for this feel-good-sickening-story about a certain do-gooder whose good deeds were rewarded with others' bad Karma! Meet Kristina K. Schneider...
She worked as a gas-station cashier who one day found $10 on the floor and tried to locate the customer who lost it. After numerous idiots denied ownership, Kristina rightfully pocketed the money. Next comes a regular customer who buys two scratch-offs leaving the last one on the roll. Kristina tries to convince the customer to buy the last one but he wouldn't. Schneider then buys the last one with her newfound $10 that nobody wanted.
That's when Kristina turns that $10 into $1 million! Then she felt bad for the stupid customer who didn't buy that last ticket. I'm sur her Karma will take her into the billions.
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