Jesus The Pusher
April 11th 2007 22:33
A woman walking in the middle of the road claimed she was filled with the Holy Spirit and marijuana! When the cop asked her if she had any left, she responded that she didn't have enough for him but she can go get him some from Jesus!
She produced a glass pipe with some "green leafy substance." When the cop asked if she had anymore she searched her pockets. In the last pocket, the Holy Spirit made an appearence. Two plastic straws with a baggie and white powdery substance. She called them her 'snort straws' and God knows what she meant!
She was glad to get off the street and go to a warm jailcell. When given jail breakfast she made an applesauce sandwich and wiped her mouth with one of her socks! Insane individuals should keep off all drugs.
In the next article on the same page, we learn why you should never, and I mean NEVER, consent to a search when you have something, anything, illegal in your possession!
Moving on to the underage beer sales we find that Stings are now known as Compliance Checks!
She produced a glass pipe with some "green leafy substance." When the cop asked if she had anymore she searched her pockets. In the last pocket, the Holy Spirit made an appearence. Two plastic straws with a baggie and white powdery substance. She called them her 'snort straws' and God knows what she meant!
She was glad to get off the street and go to a warm jailcell. When given jail breakfast she made an applesauce sandwich and wiped her mouth with one of her socks! Insane individuals should keep off all drugs.
In the next article on the same page, we learn why you should never, and I mean NEVER, consent to a search when you have something, anything, illegal in your possession!
Moving on to the underage beer sales we find that Stings are now known as Compliance Checks!
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