Everybody's Got Something Hide Except For Me And My Monkey!
April 18th 2007 22:46
Sound Advice-Do NOT do drugs on an interstate. Cops are everywhere and everyone is their eyes. Escape is futile!
But when you're stoned or getting stoned while transporting illegal substances, there is a good chance you'll get caught. Simply because you commit a traffic infraction that leads a cop to smell the sweet undeniable odor of burning marijuana! You Dope!!!
Blocking a windshield with a stuffed monkey to hide the fact that you're hitting a joint or a bowl, may not work on cops!
Dear dopers,
The smell of pot lingers not only in the car but on your clothes and other fabrics. Unless you were actually sprayed by a skunk, we know what you did!
Sincerely,
The Real World
But when you're stoned or getting stoned while transporting illegal substances, there is a good chance you'll get caught. Simply because you commit a traffic infraction that leads a cop to smell the sweet undeniable odor of burning marijuana! You Dope!!!
Blocking a windshield with a stuffed monkey to hide the fact that you're hitting a joint or a bowl, may not work on cops!
The smell of pot lingers not only in the car but on your clothes and other fabrics. Unless you were actually sprayed by a skunk, we know what you did!
Sincerely,
The Real World
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