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Early Morning Drunks Are Always Trouble

May 27th 2007 15:24
If people are drunk before 9 am they are usually in the beer-muscle mode. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and cape flapping in the wind, they are always up to no good...unless they are passed out somewhere! Take the case of the tour bus that went on a joyride with the tourists on board...

While waiting for the rest of his sightseeing group, a bus driver waits and leaves the bus running. It was a casino so that explains this early morning drunk, who boarded the bus and drove away with the tourists! After going for a joyride, the drunk was able to return the bus to its original position where he bailed and ran. Chased by the bus driver and a lynch mob, it was the police who eventually brought him down. He was drunk three times the legal limit.



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