Dope's Dope And New Drug
March 9th 2008 01:46
I have a couple of tales from the ever-stupid drug dealers and abusers. In a strange twist it seems that Viagra is going to become a drug of choice of the very young and virile! Apparently, no one knows if there are any side-affects on 14 year-olds. This is unacceptable because prescription drugs are illegal if not assigned to you. So they start some negative campaign by stating:
"This drug is not designed for children and so the possible side effects are unknown.
"The most likely thing that would happen to someone who took too much is a prolonged and painful erection."
In the end the article tells us: Viagra has become popular as a recreational drug with revellers who feel it gives them some kind of high.
It also leads to the father's embarassment because more than likely the kids got it from them!
The next tale is the usual 'stupid' move that leads to a major dope arrest. If you have 12 lbs. of marijuana and $100,000 in your car, why would you be speeding? Because you're a dope. You also give the cops an excuse to check you out. It gets better as 6700 pounds of pot were discovered at your house.
The dopes keep marching in!
"This drug is not designed for children and so the possible side effects are unknown.
"The most likely thing that would happen to someone who took too much is a prolonged and painful erection."
In the end the article tells us: Viagra has become popular as a recreational drug with revellers who feel it gives them some kind of high.
It also leads to the father's embarassment because more than likely the kids got it from them!
The next tale is the usual 'stupid' move that leads to a major dope arrest. If you have 12 lbs. of marijuana and $100,000 in your car, why would you be speeding? Because you're a dope. You also give the cops an excuse to check you out. It gets better as 6700 pounds of pot were discovered at your house.
The dopes keep marching in!
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