And They're Off!
December 31st 2006 05:32
The good thing about being able to set up multiple blogs is that you don't have to blog about a variety of interests on one blog. This blog is about tabloid trash and I will speculate by reading between the lines. It will prove to be entertaining, humorous, informative, and as trashy as possible.
Celebrities make for great gossip. We all love to hate or hate to love them. If you're an enquiring mind, tabloids have nothing on me. I could dedicate this site to Lindsay Lohan alone and can bet that she will give me blog material every day.
I dig deep and rub it in, and you'll love the links I use! I give you my opinion and I know it may offend or shock some. Here's an example. James Brown was alright, but he wasn't so great that he merits over 3000 articles on the web saying how great he was. But entertainment money x (worth more dead than alive theory) = $$$$$$$$$$$! His hair stayed the same for 50 years, as did his teeth.
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Julia Roberts is pregnant again and she can't keep nothing to herself if it keeps her out of the spotlight!
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Then you have the emerging comedy of The Beatle and the One-Legged Golddigger. Brainless, twits!
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You also have Kramer and Britney. Don't forget Paris Holiday Inn! We also have the ongoing feud of former buddies, Rosie and Donald. So many mindless and overpaid bastards and so little time!
The limelight is profitable but comes with a price. Having an @$$#0!3 like me looking at the funny side of celebrity-dommay worry some. Laying low and worthy of mentioning is Tom Cruise and his adventures in Sciencefictionology will come to the surface. I may knock your idol...but then I also have no pity on mine.
I find that I lose a lot of friends when I diss their celebrity idols. I find people getting bent out of shape over criticism of Rachel Ray? Rosie O'Donnell? People get a life or go away because NO one is immune! Think of this as a comic routine mixed with real reality on the make-believe life of spoon fed celebrities.
Mercy belongs in religion! Don't like it? Don't read it!
My Entertainment Gossip and Celebrity Review site. I wonder why people don't like me?
The Red Salamander
Celebrities make for great gossip. We all love to hate or hate to love them. If you're an enquiring mind, tabloids have nothing on me. I could dedicate this site to Lindsay Lohan alone and can bet that she will give me blog material every day.
I dig deep and rub it in, and you'll love the links I use! I give you my opinion and I know it may offend or shock some. Here's an example. James Brown was alright, but he wasn't so great that he merits over 3000 articles on the web saying how great he was. But entertainment money x (worth more dead than alive theory) = $$$$$$$$$$$! His hair stayed the same for 50 years, as did his teeth.
Your text goes here
Julia Roberts is pregnant again and she can't keep nothing to herself if it keeps her out of the spotlight!
Your text goes here
Then you have the emerging comedy of The Beatle and the One-Legged Golddigger. Brainless, twits!
Your text goes here
You also have Kramer and Britney. Don't forget Paris Holiday Inn! We also have the ongoing feud of former buddies, Rosie and Donald. So many mindless and overpaid bastards and so little time!
The limelight is profitable but comes with a price. Having an @$$#0!3 like me looking at the funny side of celebrity-dommay worry some. Laying low and worthy of mentioning is Tom Cruise and his adventures in Sciencefictionology will come to the surface. I may knock your idol...but then I also have no pity on mine.
I find that I lose a lot of friends when I diss their celebrity idols. I find people getting bent out of shape over criticism of Rachel Ray? Rosie O'Donnell? People get a life or go away because NO one is immune! Think of this as a comic routine mixed with real reality on the make-believe life of spoon fed celebrities.
Mercy belongs in religion! Don't like it? Don't read it!
My Entertainment Gossip and Celebrity Review site. I wonder why people don't like me?
The Red Salamander
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