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Perchance To Dream

March 8th 2010 17:25
In unconfirmed reports, Pakistan is claiming to have captured the American al-Qaeda. Adam Gadhan has been shooting off his mouth with anti-American rhetoric for some time now. His recent message praised the Ft. Hood attacker and urged US military Muslims to do the same.

US authorities seem to put little credibility on Pakistan's claim. Oh, but if the claim is true it will be so sweet. Send the traitor to America and send him to Allah empty handed so that he will not claim his make-believe virgins!


My guess is that his mommy and daddy will come out and beg for mercy for their misguided terrorist just like the parents of the American Taliban did. Treason is a crime punishable by death. At the very least we should demand castration!
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Suspicious Noises

March 7th 2010 16:18
The police are summoned to a woman's house after she hears suspicious noises inside the house. When police arrived they were quick to find the source of the noises that were coming from a drawer in the woman's wardrobe. Under some clothes the police discovered the object responsible for the noises.

A forgotten vibrator had switched itself on. Boy, was her face red!

Moral of the story would be to investigate strange noises yourself instead of calling the police. Had it been an actual threat, it would have done its damage long before police arrived!
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The OTHER Fanatical Fool

March 3rd 2010 16:52
Although he is not a racist, Louis Farrakhan has a special message for Obama. The minister for the Nation of Islam warns the President about the 'white right' that was conspiring to make Obama a one-term leader.

You can't help but love Farrakhan as his information comes from aboard some sort of spaceship! Louis' history has done nothing but incite hatred against whites, but he is not a racist. To Mr. Farrakhan there is no gray, just black or white. But don't take my word for it...enlighten yourself!
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The Fanatical Fool

March 2nd 2010 19:07
Pat Robertson should either keep his mouth shut, or quit using it in a pseudo-Christian manner. He talks as if he represents God, Jesus and all Christians worldwide, when in reality he speaks only for himself and the gullible who follow his teachings. Robertson is a false prophet in every sense of the word and does not represent any Christian who is not brainwashed by his dribble.

Robertson now claims that God is even angrier with Chile than Haiti because of their Marxists values. A true believer that God is with us, Robertson continues to spew his ignorance in the name of one thing...his profit. To Pat it's all about money which he loves dearly. After all it is the love of money that is the root of all evil


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The Wedding Planner

February 27th 2010 21:20
The owner of a goat that was raped by two men, is demanding that they have a traditional wedding and marry the goat. I think he is looking for a dowry more than anything else. Still this weird news has found its way around the world.

What might have been a closet skeleton is now a worldwide laugh. I can see a televised wedding that has more viewers than the Charles and Diana wedding. Then of course there will be a sitcom called Two Men and a Goat or My Three Way with a Goat


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Jenny McCarthy Eats Crow

February 27th 2010 16:23
Since her son was diagnosed with autism, Jenny McCarthy has been on a crusade to prove that childhood immunization were the cause. Now Jenny is reversing her position about the immunization. This comes as her son now has been diagnosed as never having had autism.

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Journalistic Integrity

February 21st 2010 18:01
At one time, journalists had to report the news impartially and only focus on the who, what, where, when and how and to report only the facts. In today's world the only thing that matters are the ratings. To get the ratings, the media loves to use pretend news!

Once we had tabloid journalism that was limited to certain publications such as The Enquirer. In today's world The Enquirer is a better news outlet than the major media.
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Color Career

February 10th 2010 17:06
I can't speak for everybody, but the following test is a crock in my opinion. Since I took this test, every time I click on the site, it takes me to my best career choice. I hope you can take the test.

Apparently color choices can determine the occupation that is best for you. I took this career color test and, well, this is what it said


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The Name Size

February 7th 2010 11:24
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A Taste Of Ones Own Medicine

January 31st 2010 17:27
Politics and religion seem to incite heated debates because most people have strong beliefs on the topics. In the United Kingdom, children as young as 5 will soon be taught lessons about obscure religions such as those that believe humans should be eaten by vultures. If you can't come to a compromise about creation and evolution, the next step is to point out everybody's beliefs including atheists.

Even the US Air Force Academy is adding an outdoor circle for the earth religions such as Wiccan. I'm surprised they haven't erected an altar for human sacrifices to appease the Satanists


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