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August 31st 2010 17:16
I wonder if I'll ever learn my lesson. As you become an old relic, you wonder if life didn't go by too quickly. If you get offended, I assure you that this is all about me and has nothing to do with you!

As funny as this sounds, I still see people eating raw eggs and undercooked eggs. So one has to wonder if the finger of blame is pointing in a wrong direction.

Reality has officially become a way to never having to say it's your fault!



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Multi God Society

August 31st 2010 16:23
Thor was the god of thunder and Odin was the god of gods. Christians, Jews, and Muslims believe in only ONE God. Yet divided we stand and united we fall is the message we receive!

The godless Swedes deny rights to the orgasm god!

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It's Only Words

August 29th 2010 16:31
I use to say irregardless instead of regardless. The first is a bogus word, while the latter is the correct word. Words have been misused so many times that we take it for granted.

Here are nine words that don't mean what you think.
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The Castro Conspiracies

August 29th 2010 14:56
Fidel Castro believes that we should repair our planet, rather than loading spacecrafts full of people and going to live elsewhere. Castro tends to disagree with a conspiracy theorist, who believes in world domination, about heading for other planets because ours is doomed!

Of course, Fidel does have a theory himself that has to do as always with the US.You'll be happy to know the truth that Osama bin Laden is actually a CIA agent
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When Perversion Is NOT A Crime

August 29th 2010 14:30
In the United States anyone may take photographs of whatever they want when they are in a public place or places where they have permission to take photographs. As long as there are no specific legal prohibition such as a statute or ordinance, you are legally entitled to take photographs.

So if you're doing a photo shoot with a hot model in a ballerina pose out in public, it's OK for a pervert to come along and videotape her body parts


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McPesticide

August 29th 2010 10:26
If you have an ant problem, you might want to consider feeding them fast food. In an exhibit desert ants are fed McDonalds rather than their regular seed diet. Many ants in the display are dead while others are disoriented.

Although there could have been other ant choices, the display makes a point of the dangers of special sauce!
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The Next Great Scare!

August 28th 2010 12:53
Global warming, toxins in the atmosphere, pollution in our environment, etc., humans as a whole have many worries about dangers that ultimately affect their health. Well now comes a new threat from an unlikely source. Leave it to science to find a new scare for the next generation!

The danger comes from BPAs in store receipts. Yet another scare that won't end well anytime soon!
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From Octopus To Vagina Tree

August 26th 2010 16:47
When it comes to soccer, Paul the octopus is a bookie's nightmare. When it comes to the lottery, then the vagina tree has your numbers!

Oddly enough, Thailand's vagina tree even comes with a g-spot!
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The Tip Jar

August 26th 2010 15:21
How do you feel about leaving a 10% tip for take-out? What would you tip your sherpa? Well wonder no more, because here is some tipping etiquette!

Personally, I don't agree with all of them and will never tip on take-out.
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New Wave Health

August 25th 2010 15:46
A new health product is coming on the market that many will be lining up to buy. When I heard that goat milk is associated with longevity, I went and sought the holy grail. I didn't find it right away, so I settled for goat cheese!

Now we have the latest health product that comes to us from the good people who bring us our OIL! Yes the fuel that keeps civilization civilized


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